Written by David Morgan
If it seems to you that all we report on anymore is the Stephen Sommers live-action production of G.I. Joe, well, some days it seems that way to us too. The word from IESB is that Arnold Vosloo (of The Mummy and 24 fame) is set to play the villainous Zartan in the soon-to-be-blockbuster. Zartan is known for his ability to precisely imitate anyone both physically and vocally. He often accomplishes this illusion with holograms and hypnotism. He is also fluent in over twenty languages, a skilled martial artist, a master archer, and a ventriloquist (easily the nerdiest of his skills). In addition to his mercenary work for COBRA, he leads a group of bikers called the Dreadnoks, though they are not expected to appear in the film.