Is it too soon to make a movie about a Terrorist planning on blowing up LA in an Action Thriller Comedy? Not if you add a vampire!
Movies Online describes this as:
Award winning actor Brad Dourif plays Bob, a notorious Middle Eastern terrorist who is plotting a major attack on the U.S. that includes detonating a powerful nuke in the heart of Los Angeles. The only thing standing in his way is an unlikely duo, a mysterious Vampire (The Hills Have Eyes' Michael Bailey Smith) and a rogue cop named Rip (Desperate Housewives heart throb Brennan Elliott) who reluctantly join forces to thwart Bob's gang of motley terrorists before it's too late.
I had to take a second read on that when I caught this article this morning. Vampire? I guess the Wolfman wasn’t available to save the world from the threat of Terror. And everyone knows that Vampires HATE Terrorists!
This is genius. When the flag waving patriots start barking that they made a movie that takes light of a person committing a heinous act of terror they just have to put up their hands and say “Look…
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User comment: By: MozzerinoThat is the most ludicrous plot synopsis I have ever read and I never thought I would say that after "DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN". Seriously, who comes up with this shit? A vampire fighting islamic terrorists? Well, now that I think of it, it's actually so bad it's (almost) good again.
User comment: By: ColinWhat?!?!?
Visit here to subscribe to these commentsUser comment: By: Stormy70It will probably get changed to white supremacists before the shooting starts. It is passe in Hollywood to actually show Islamic terrorists, don't you know.
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